The battle of the sacred Y fronts versus the Holy knickers rages on in our church, it appears according to the dodgy brigade that the immaculate conception was a product of a hermaphrodite union. I wonder if the non so blinds will ever twig that lurking in our midst is a malevolence intent on kicking […]

In a quiet moment of looking into what little future I have left I considered how I would react to seeing King Charles and Queen Camilla sitting on the thrones of Great Britain. How would I feel as these two adulterers and one an infamous wannabe sanitary product swear allegiance to the Lord and the […]

There seems to be a burgeoning wave of discontent from women in the armed forces and police and fire services apparently from unwanted attention from their male colleagues from being “chatted up” to sexual assaults.  This puts a poor light on some men which to my mind is the domain of the weaker brained branch […]