In a quiet moment of looking into what little future I have left I considered how I would react to seeing King Charles and Queen Camilla sitting on the thrones of Great Britain.

How would I feel as these two adulterers and one an infamous wannabe sanitary product swear allegiance to the Lord and the rest of us as they sit in the gods like a regal Muppet Show.

Does it not matter to the great unwashed and getting dirtier that such positions of patronage, power and destiny, long to reign over us should be squeaky clean and adherent to the seventh commandment and not forsake the first marriage vows they took before God.

It may be considered a great sacrifice to do so but in the case of Charles and Camilla I believe that the right thing to do is step aside so as not to tarnish the grace of Monarchy for the sake of the decent but largely silent subjects of this increasingly sullied land.