Would You Adam And Eve It

The battle of the sacred Y fronts versus the Holy knickers rages on in our church, it appears according to the dodgy brigade that the immaculate conception was a product of a hermaphrodite union. I wonder if the non so blinds will ever twig that lurking in our midst is a malevolence intent on kicking […]

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The Lion’s Den

There seems to be a burgeoning wave of discontent from women in the armed forces and police and fire services apparently from unwanted attention from their male colleagues from being “chatted up” to sexual assaults.  This puts a poor light on some men which to my mind is the domain of the weaker brained branch […]

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Extinction Assured!

I wrote the following letter to the editor of the RSPB magazine urging her to have the courage to print it. After watching Sir David Attenborough’s Frozen Planet programme on television I was left with an overwhelming sadness brought on by the sight of Professor Bill Fraser of the Polar Ocean Research Group for forty […]

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The Ghost

On one of the most important days of the year I asked an old gentleman for leave to sit by his side on a park bench, he nodded yes as he sat forward leaning on his walking stick his head resting upon his hands.  He wore a beret with the insignia of his old regiment […]

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Pot Bellied Politics

Many of us whilst having a meal and watching the television at the same time will have felt a sense of guilt when an appeal for financial help is accompanied by images of a starving pot-bellied child somewhere in Africa covered in flies and drinking from a pool of water that an equally emaciated cow […]

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Isle of Carnage

At this year’s Isle of Man TT Races five men were killed in horrific crashes including a father and son team, the son was only twenty-one years old. These tragic killings (for that is what they were) because they were not accidents made me weep with both pity and anger. Those who I have spoken […]

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Horses for Courses

They say you shouldn’t believe all you read in the newspapers and a while ago there was a report that certainly made you wonder. It appears that some police forces are to recruit children as mini police also dog walkers, criminals and prostitutes in a cut price effort to fight terrorism and other crimes, (don’t […]

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