The New Testament Of Youth

Monday’s child is a pain in the neck Tuesday’s child is a nervous wreck Wednesday’s child is a complete farce Thursday’s child needs a kick up the arse Friday’s child is full of dope Saturday’s child has lost all hope Sunday’s child is serving life for killing someone with a knife.

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Harm’s Way

Little Finlay Boden was murdered on Christmas day 2020 at ten months old, by the drug ridden filthy scum who brought him into a world of suffering and torture aided and abetted by misguided agencies set up to prevent such horrors plus the rotten bastards who see fit to peddle drugs to the weak brained. […]

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Would You Adam And Eve It

The battle of the sacred Y fronts versus the Holy knickers rages on in our church, it appears according to the dodgy brigade that the immaculate conception was a product of a hermaphrodite union. I wonder if the non so blinds will ever twig that lurking in our midst is a malevolence intent on kicking […]

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The Lion’s Den

There seems to be a burgeoning wave of discontent from women in the armed forces and police and fire services apparently from unwanted attention from their male colleagues from being “chatted up” to sexual assaults.  This puts a poor light on some men which to my mind is the domain of the weaker brained branch […]

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Extinction Assured!

I wrote the following letter to the editor of the RSPB magazine urging her to have the courage to print it. After watching Sir David Attenborough’s Frozen Planet programme on television I was left with an overwhelming sadness brought on by the sight of Professor Bill Fraser of the Polar Ocean Research Group for forty […]

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The Ghost

On one of the most important days of the year I asked an old gentleman for leave to sit by his side on a park bench, he nodded yes as he sat forward leaning on his walking stick his head resting upon his hands.  He wore a beret with the insignia of his old regiment […]

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