I will pull no punches here unlike the lily livered majority who moan at the nations woes but do not lift a finger to solve them, all with worse than useless governance such is their incapability. Recently whilst walking my dog I came across a great pile of domestic rubbish dumped in a country lane […]

SILENCE IS GOLDEN Recently my old radio went on the blink, as I tried to re tune it I came across Radio One but the noises emanating from the station were worse than the static. From what I could make out of the aural torture were young women screeching and moaning as if they had […]

Monday’s child is a pain in the neck Tuesday’s child is a nervous wreck Wednesday’s child is a complete farce Thursday’s child needs a kick up the arse Friday’s child is full of dope Saturday’s child has lost all hope Sunday’s child is serving life for killing someone with a knife.

The battle of the sacred Y fronts versus the Holy knickers rages on in our church, it appears according to the dodgy brigade that the immaculate conception was a product of a hermaphrodite union. I wonder if the non so blinds will ever twig that lurking in our midst is a malevolence intent on kicking […]

In a quiet moment of looking into what little future I have left I considered how I would react to seeing King Charles and Queen Camilla sitting on the thrones of Great Britain. How would I feel as these two adulterers and one an infamous wannabe sanitary product swear allegiance to the Lord and the […]

There seems to be a burgeoning wave of discontent from women in the armed forces and police and fire services apparently from unwanted attention from their male colleagues from being “chatted up” to sexual assaults.  This puts a poor light on some men which to my mind is the domain of the weaker brained branch […]

I have a photograph taken in the late eighties of myself and a group of school children stood on the steps of number ten Downing Street. Smiling faces look out upon a scene of peace and quiet and a sense of pride pervades the ambience. The children particularly would have no view of the future, […]

I recently purchased a magazine which carried a free one inside subtitled “All you need to know about keeping chickens” such a battery of fowl knowledge would have left you with not much change from a fiver, had it not been given away. Its sixty page guide to the simplest example of animal husbandry in […]

In 2019 the former footballer Paul Gascoigne a man who would not be your first choice when looking to form a quiz team, spent several days in a Crown Court in front of a judge and jury for planting an albeit unwanted kiss on the face of a lady. Whatever you think of him one […]

If you have a mind to call me a grumpy old git then be my guest, I couldn’t care less. I am expecting at any time to meet someone on the street opening and closing their mouth like an oxygen starved gold fish, probably as a result of watching one for a few minutes. The […]