Being part Jock I cannot fully explain my contempt for the supposed great warriors of Caledonia. After the resignation of wee Jimmy Crankie all I could see in the game of those who wait for the second coming of abject failure was a chap of Asian decent and two ladies all barely out of their […]
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The battle of the sacred Y fronts versus the Holy knickers rages on in our church, it appears according to the dodgy brigade that the immaculate conception was a product of a hermaphrodite union. I wonder if the non so blinds will ever twig that lurking in our midst is a malevolence intent on kicking […]
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In a quiet moment of looking into what little future I have left I considered how I would react to seeing King Charles and Queen Camilla sitting on the thrones of Great Britain. How would I feel as these two adulterers and one an infamous wannabe sanitary product swear allegiance to the Lord and the […]
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There seems to be a burgeoning wave of discontent from women in the armed forces and police and fire services apparently from unwanted attention from their male colleagues from being “chatted up” to sexual assaults. This puts a poor light on some men which to my mind is the domain of the weaker brained branch […]
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I wrote the following letter to the editor of the RSPB magazine urging her to have the courage to print it. After watching Sir David Attenborough’s Frozen Planet programme on television I was left with an overwhelming sadness brought on by the sight of Professor Bill Fraser of the Polar Ocean Research Group for forty […]
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Do you think that if the tens of thousands of young men who gave their lives for our country in two world wars had the benefit of foresight they would have been as keen to sign up? Our land has become an overflowing cess pit of crime organised or otherwise. Drugs poison our streets wrecking […]
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Following the unfortunate death of George Floyd on 25th May 2020 while being arrested, the movement Black Lives Matter was born, not what you would call an edifying launch to a human rights movement given its initiation was based on alleged wrong doing. Since then many demonstrations of pique and obversely sympathy have taken place […]
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Many of us whilst having a meal and watching the television at the same time will have felt a sense of guilt when an appeal for financial help is accompanied by images of a starving pot-bellied child somewhere in Africa covered in flies and drinking from a pool of water that an equally emaciated cow […]
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At this year’s Isle of Man TT Races five men were killed in horrific crashes including a father and son team, the son was only twenty-one years old. These tragic killings (for that is what they were) because they were not accidents made me weep with both pity and anger. Those who I have spoken […]
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